April 13, 2020
Happy Monday, Slow Cookerers!
I have missed you all.
The past few days/weeks/month have been really weird and it looks like it's going to stay this way for roughly another month or so.
FUN TIMES WE ARE LIVING RIGHT NOW!
ugh.
SO.
Let's just say --- hypothetically speaking, of course....
That you've "relaxed" a bit this past month or so and have let the house get a bit funkified because you know that the most important thing is to stay calm. To stay fun(ish), and to stay easy-breezy-pumpkin-squeezy...
BUT NOW your house looks like the Easter Bunny had a bunch of frat boys over for a rager where they had a Capris Sun, popcorn (oh dear, SO. MUCH. POPCORN.), and Hershey Kisses.
And it's time to reclaim the living spaces of your house again.
I hear you.
Also? That weird smell that's a combo of sweaty feet and Lysol?
We can get rid of it.
Pinkie-Promise.